(Source: mediaite, via beingmyselfnotyou)
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
(via cherish-laughter)
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
(via ev0cation)
i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
(via i-cant-escape-this-now)
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win
(via less-miserables16)
